“Minister of justice” to Jews in Oslo: too bad

May 16, 2012
By Kafka

The synagogue in Oslo – already one of the most fortified structures in Norway – applied to the government for additional funds to secure its congregation. They asked for NOK 21 million but got NOK 7 million. After all the speeches Støre and Stoltenberg with no end to the flowery assurances, this is what...

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Letter from a 17-year old Jewish boy

May 16, 2012
By Kafka

Aftenposten today published an op-ed from “Daniel,” a 17-year old Norwegian student who happens to be Jewish. He feels surrounded by antisemitic attitudes, ranging from comments by a fellow video game player (“just pretend they’re Jews when you aim at them”), to the inevitable “so you support killing babies?” when he mentions he supports...

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What Karsten Tveit’s award really signifies

May 13, 2012
By Kafka

Odd Karsten Tveit wins the Gullruten lifetime award for his propaganda news coverage from the Middle East. When it comes to correspondents in the Middle East sent by NRK (the governmental broadcasting organization financed by a surcharge on owning a television), it’s a bit like watching the Eurovision song contest:  you can endlessly discuss...

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Ambassador Sevje is the real victim

May 10, 2012
By Kafka

Norwegians are so damn touchy. Svein Sevje, the Norwegian ambassador to Israel’s largest city (the Norwegian government knows better than the Israeli people where Israel should have its capital), presents a litany of complaints to the Jerusalem Post. He complains bitterly that the Post “persists in regularly publishing strongly anti-Norwegian articles.” He thinks it...

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Kristin Halvorsen’s real game

May 8, 2012
By Kafka

At the debate at Litteraturhuset, (college drop-out) Kristin Halvorsen, appeared officially as the minister of (mis) education (SV is nothing if not Orwellian), but really as a representative of SV and the “red-green” coalitition. Kristin Halvorsen knows it, SV knows it, the Labour party knows it, I suspect even the loyal opposition knows why...

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Vinmonopolet’s foreign policy

May 4, 2012
By Kafka

The current Norwegian coalition government has pretty much demolished any diplomatic credibility it once had by self-righteously chastising Israel at every turn. The Palestinian leadership – who are not fools – are thankful for the useful idiocy Norwegian officials provide, while Israelis just smile and shrug at Støre’s posturing. The radical wing of the...

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Galtung lets it rip

April 24, 2012
By Kafka

Johan Galtung takes credit for inventing the notion that peace is a desirable condition, making it clear that his field of work (“peace studies”) is the one true pursuit of humankind’s nobler instincts. All those other fields – like history, political science, international affairs – are lesser than peace studies, because, well, they don’t...

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Sidsel Wold, never to be confused by facts

April 11, 2012
By Kafka
Sidsel Wold, never to be confused by facts

As expected, there is a lot of praise for Günter Grass’s missive in rhyme against Israel’s imagined plans to annihilate Iran with a pre-emptive nuclear strike. One interesting perspective comes from Sidsel Wold, for several years the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation’s correspondent in Israel, famous in Israel mostly for a) halting Hebrew, and b) leeching...

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NTB/Aftenposten: Hiker at Utøya manhandled by police

March 11, 2012
By Kafka

The only thing more pathetic than NTB’s attempts at news reporting is Aftenposten (and others’) willingness to uncritically relay the “news” as if it actually had some factual value. This latest item in Aftenposten rather makes the point. The headline, of course, is that Israeli air attacks on targets in Gaza “took fifteen lives…while...

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Norwegian hospitality to Israel: Suffer bitch!

February 21, 2012
By Kafka

Almost as certain as death and taxes, NRK will not let any opportunity pass by to portray Jews as victims or Israelis as whiners. NRK Østlandssendingen headlines a piece with “The Israeli embassy feels discriminated,” and goes on to cover the Israeli embassy’s alleged whining over not being able to find a suitable location...

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Støre in hole, keeps digging

June 22, 2011
By Kafka
Støre in hole, keeps digging

Question from Torkil Åmland of the Progressive Party to foreign minister Jonas Gahr Støre: Will the foreign minister retract his previous condemnation of Israel’s reaction to the border violation on June 5th this year, and instead condemn the Syrian government’s organization of the event? Støre’s short response is “No.”  Here is the unauthorized translation...

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Jørgen Jensehaugen phones it in

June 20, 2011
By Kafka

Jørgen Jensehaugen is what passes for an “expert” on Middle Eastern affairs in Norway. Apart from an IB from Rome, his main qualification is that he worked as a research assistant for Hilde Henriksen Waage and has his degrees in history from the most esteemed of institutions in Middle Eastern history, the University of...

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Støre: DMT is my alibi (+ a bit of Hilde Henriksen Waage)

June 15, 2011
By Kafka

Clearly, we have underestimated Støre’s political acumen. In Dagsnytt 18, he (of course) expressed great consternation at reports of antisemitism but (of course) wanted to separate antisemitism and anti-Israeli attitudes.  It was for the sake of the Norwegian Jews, he said, that “certain groups” had to stop trying to defend Israel’s “illegal ” occupation...

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Willoch is a Palestinian

June 9, 2011
By Kafka

Willoch might want to take a look in his Norwegian passport, where it will explain that acquisition of another country’s passport requires that he submit his Norwegian passport to the nearest diplomatic post. I hope he does, so he can become resident of Palestine and avail himself of all the civil liberties there. Willoch...

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The 36 bravest kids in Oslo schools

June 8, 2011
By Kafka

“Mapping of knowledge and attitudes about racism and antisemitism – a survey of students (8th through 10th grade) in the Oslo schools” was published yesterday, with very little attention from the mainstream press. Next week, delegates from unnamed American Jewish institutions are guests of DMT in Oslo to find out whether there is any...

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Expect a raucous debate in Tromsø

June 4, 2011
By Kafka

It’s a wonderful thing: The United Nations Association in Tromsø is hosting International Week, where participants “among other things … will learn how to make a wallet out of a milk carton, learn Esperanto or origami, and go bird-watching.” Straight out of “10,000 things you can do to the save the Earth.” Of course,...

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NRK: Jerusalem of no Jewish significance

June 1, 2011
By Kafka
NRK: Jerusalem of no Jewish significance

NRK featured a short article about Jerusalem Day, noting that 40,000 turned out in parades to commemorate, as NRK put it, the “conquest of East Jerusalem.” NRK helpfully points out that East Jerusalem primarily “houses” Palestinians. In fact, Yom Yerushalayim does not celebrate a conquest. It celebrates the reunification of Jerusalem. And it is...

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Sidsel Wold lets it rip

May 31, 2011
By Kafka

Sidsel Wold is triumphant these days. After her jury nullification acquittal by the Broadcasting Council and a flurry of awards and nominations, she obviously feels she can let loose on the home stretch. Her latest rant is an attempt at a survey of the political situation in Israel but is really just a poorly...

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NTB’s “free” and “open” border crossing

May 28, 2011
By Kafka

You don’t have to read Norwegian newspapers for a long time to realize that NTB functions a bit like the political commisariate for the press here. Their releases read like political talking points for the editors who reprint things. NTB in turn tends to cut, paste, translate, redact, and edit from AFP and occasionally...

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Nobody likes a know-it-all, Jonas

May 26, 2011
By Kafka

Foreign minister Støre wrote an article for Dagsavisen that was also published on the government website. Here follows an unauthorized translation: Dialogue: upheavals in the Arab world could also provide a framework for a new spring between Palestinians and Israelis. Our message is clear: go to the negotiating table! We are witnessing a popular...

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